Parody of our Reality shows.

Five reality shows most likely to make to the tellyland.Good Job Jerry!A nice parody of the reality shows.

Main Raakhi Sawant Banna Chaahati Hoon THE applicants will be put through a series of tests and elective surgeries. They will be graded on their ability to bring in their years of struggle into every single answer. For example: Interviewer: So Miss Dupadgaurangi, how are you this morning? Miss Dupadgaurangi: I may look well, but that is not the point. You should see how I looked when I was struggling. That was the time when these dirtydirty people would make sure that I was not getting my dues. How much I have struggled nobody knows except for me. I have struggled for so long that nobody knows how long, but it was not that long because then I would be older than I am, but as everyone in the industry knows, I am younger than I am. But then every heroine is younger than she is, no? 

K se Kahoon to Kya Kahoon? 
T he applicants for this show will run a television company that has not had a hit in a very long time. They will be graded on their superstitions, their ability to swear loudly and coarsely; their ability to get their employees to show up for meetings at three in the morning. It is rumoured that the ability to fight with those who contribute most to the show will result in high points. Having a brother whom one wants to promote relentlessly, ruthlessly and without any attention to whether the said brother had a shred of acting talent may or may not work in the applicant’s favour. 

Fear ya austere? 
This is a political game show. Candidates split into teams. One team buys itself Italian tiles so that it can make soosoo in style and then it blogs about soosooing posh as opposed to the cattle class who soosoo in sorrow. The other team takes offense at everything from the names of shops to the clothes women wear to the religious affiliations of all those who do not share their religious affiliations. Both teams then make their pitches to the nation. The nation votes by sms. Whichever team loses complains to the press that the SMS system is bad and they want to go back to maidans and rallies and booth-capturing in the old style. This is not to be confused with the elections, but if that happens, who can help it? 

Meri Kahaani, Your Tears 
Candidates who wish to appear on this show must have had more than their fair share of emosanal atyachar, but they should be urban, urbane, fairskinned, cute, above five feet in height, and from the twice-born castes or the Ashrafi elite. Farmers please excuse. Each contestant will get six minutes to speak with Simpering Greywall, the noted television anchor. (The rest of the twenty-six minutes will be taken by Simpering who wants to see your soul.) Each contestant will be judged on how many tears Simpering sheds during the course of the interview. The nation’s tear-ducts will also be polled. Repeat contestants may come back to try again, but if they have fresh stories of new atyachaar, they should have FIRs. 

Kavita Bhabhi 
Well, why not, we say? 
(Author:Jerry Pinto)